Wednesday, February 18, 2009

How About you Fuck Right Off?

Here is some life advice:

1. Don't be a stupid bitch and make ignorant comments about things you don't know.
2. Don't be a bitch and act like you have the right to make inane comments about whatever you please without considering other people's feelings.
3. How about you just not be a bitch at all? Oh wait, it's too hard. Goes against the nature and whatnot.
4. How about you mind your own fucking business and stop making everything about you all the time as if eveything in the whole wide world revolved around you? No wonder your other friends fucking hate you!
5. Don't go around acting all innocent and being a tease to every guy you meet. If you don't want to come off as a slut, don't act like one.

Overall, just be a decent human being and everything should be just fine for you. Otherwise, you'll just keep losing more and more friends, guys will only be with you for sex, just like they are now and you'll end up an old spinster cat lady!

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